Posts Tagged ‘feminism’

Why I Am Glad to NOT Be Nancy Grace’s Husband.

August 25, 2009

she’s a bitch. really i bet she wears the pants in that household. so here Nancy, since you’re a femnisist proscutor and the Daughter of the Devil i’ll give you a list of reasons why you should not be allowed to have a show.

1. You’re a woman. women of your style do not need to be allowed on tv, we all know women are inferior to men. in fact the only reason we let them on tv is cause their husband is getting any ass at home so he has to let her do her thing, which he could do better with his eyes closed and jackin’ it at the same time. men are much much smarter, either the reason you got your tv show was your husband wanted some ass so he allowed you to go on tv. but this could also mean you tried to bite his dick straight off with your fangs and demanded a show. i gotta send out sympathy to your husband, i wouldn’t let my huge balls near that womans mouth. but i bet your ass i could knock that bitch out cold with one swing from these giant balls. her husband would thank me, hell yeah.

2. You suck as a TV Personality/Prosecutor. my question to you Nancy is how the hell aren’t you a lesbian? only prosecutors’ are lesbians, but they’re always extremely hot and in the middle of trying to take the other prosecutor down they get turned on rip their shirts off and start making out. then the judge whips out his dick and says, “you’re girls are both guilty…of not playing with balls.” then it explodes into one bad porno. but instead of making me start jackin’ it i realize that i just want to knock everyone one of those skanks out cold with my massive balls. shit those things could break bones, hell yeah! actually, that whole image i painted would be more tolerable than watching her show, and porno is pointless and boring and a waste of my time if you ask me. if i watch something i want it to have substance, not tits ass and balls. not my idea of a good time, just like playing the back 9 with Woopie Goldberg.



why the 50’s ruled.

July 20, 2009


women actually did their job then. i don’t think anything else is necessary there.

this right here was the end of all good things as men know it:


my God what have we done!?