Fuck California.

if there was a place that was the asshole of the world, it’s California. and on here i would like to propose a question, do we really need the state of California? the answer, no we do not. the soultion, blow the state off the US therefore sending it into an island 50 miles off the cost of America. 49 states. not bad. we could do without those assholes. heres a list of all things bad Californian.

1. California Drivers: ever be driving and some guy drives like a total cock sucker and you’d love nothing more than to ram his ass off the road to prove how much better you are than him? well if are then you are one of many people who would like to see the place go. California drivers, everyone knows they suck out there at driving, so why should we even let these assholes stay part of the United States?

2. Hollywood: now Hollywood i suggests moves to a different place, California has a breeding ground of being dick fag central so the stars get up their own ass about how awesome they. like Charlie Sheen. for those of you who don’t know what an asshole he is i will tell you. he thinks the government was behind 9-11. and whatever faggot you are hanging around that thinks 9-11 was an inside job you need to kick his ass and take his clothes. that you way you’re making a point of how big of an asshole he is. ONLY assholes get their clothes stolen. another reason why California needs to go.

3. San Francisco: if you’re one of those assholes who think this is the coolest place on earth then i won’t like you, and to prove i don’t like you i will take your girlfriend and bang her and then leave her alone the next morning and not call her again. AND I WON’T USE A CONDOM. since they’re all into free love out in that region of California might as well prove a point. you and your damn love ins. also asshole smoke crack openly out there and drink coffee. actually i would go there for one reason and one reason only. they’re so concered about pollution and driving hybrid cars that i would drive out there take a whole bottle of laxatives and walk around pantless and shit everywhere i went since everyone around there is so full of it. it’s not like i’ll be arrested cause everyone is strung out on dope and coffee.

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