if i had a dime for every time i saw some whore on facebook passed out drunk laughing and dudes with popped collared shirts drinking bud light i would be one fucking rich man. or the hipster albums where the modern douche bags dance to hippie jam music smoke a ton of joints and drink fancy beer then have a gay make out session in some girls bed. i mean i think my balls have more intelligence and originality than you twats. i have a great idea for a great facebook album, it’s just great close up photos of my balls and it’s called I DON’T HAVE AN INDENITIY CRISIS FAGGOTS. heres a list of really really gay facebook album names you could choose from if you really wanna fit your social sterotype:
GREAT DRINKING TIMES AND TITTIES HANDJOBS FOR FREE.
CHICS SUCKING DICKS AND BONGHITS.
LET’S GET FUCKED UP.
Or if you are one of those faggy hipsters heres another list for you:
GREAT HANG OUT SESH.
WE CALL IT THIRSTY THURSDAY.
HERES SOME SHITTY ART WORK AND PHOTOS I TAKE, DOES ANYBODY LIKE ME YET? AM I COOL YET? PLEASE SOMEONE LIKE MEEEEE.
CONOR OBERST AND BRIGHT EYES TOTALLY MAKE ME JIZZ MY PANTS.
2 of those were taken from a kid on facebook i know. it’s hilarious to see his friends trying to the beatniks and his gay album names.
Congratulations you are total douche bags. we award hipsters and faggy frat boys every where the biggest tool award. you are leading the way for tools everywhere, so run on ahead boys and show em the way. you are making the way for the retarded youth of america.
this just proves my point that America’s youth is totally retarded. and if you think the douchebag problem isn’t a big one…think again.